Tuesday, May 27, 2008

I Bet Emer Can Command the English Language


There are several words in the English language that make women squirm. "Moist" is at the top of that list, followed by "Panties" and "Lover." Being a dude, I really don't understand why these words are anathema, but I've been told several times by many different ladies never to use those words. Ever. However, I bet Emer could string those words into a sentence that included the phrase "Moist lover panties" which would have the fairer sex swooning. Such is his command of the language.

2 comments:

Abhaya said...

While talking about comman of English I can't forget an interesting product I came across during my trip to Argentina and Brazil. It is "Sharpen Your English through Love & Romance". School English to IELTS / GRE / GMAT level English, that is about 700 Hours of sexy learning material explained through Love & Roamnce realted topics! The same company Espoir Technologies Private Limited has another product called "Learn English through Kama Sutra!" I think the products are from Asia but developed in United States.

Professor Sesha said...

Hi Abhaya, thanks for your comment. We have bought the same product here in Melbourne, Australia and Espoir Technologies is famous here. But, while writing about English be little careful about the typographic mistakes. It is not "Learn English through Kama Sutra" alone made Espoir Technologies famous. They have other innovative products like "Smarten Your English through Cricket", "Smarten Your English through Success Secrets" and "Smarten Your Communication through Wit & Wisdom".